Kenyan women are just evil. See the things they do to their cheating husbands

Don’t joke with Kenyan women. There is a discussion that was going on earlier in the private and exclusive Kilimani mums uncensored Facebook group. The women were confessing the evil things that they’ve done to their cheating husbands and boyfriends.

Below, I highlight some of the worst things that some women did to their men- According to their confessions on Kilimani Mums Uncensored Facebook group:

1. He was flirting with another woman and i had just had my little angel boy. My baby daddy didn’t have a sweet Cadillac or a ride but he did have a very expensive smartphone so i poured some drops of water kwa charging port and i sweetly connected it kwa charger….yes nilifanya hivo. Another time i added bleach to his jungle green military jeans and two dirty rugged leo jeans. It didn’t change anything but i sure felt good seeing him standing there confused wondering how he had such bad luck and i sat there smiling breastfeeding my baby boy. Zingine siezi sema unless am under protective custody.

2. I scrubbed the toilet with his toothbrush

3. I Poured water in his boots … him coming to wear..Anashangaa swimo imetokea wapi kwa viatu. I felt so nice

4. Kutemea mate food yake b4 Kumserve..

5. My pal applied veet on his head(she actually made a sign of the cross with veet), and was sweet enough to wipe it off with a some wet cloth, then proceeded to cut his boxers with scissors, all this time jamaa was dead drunk…in the morning jamaa kadhani alipatana na mchawi…kumbe mchawi ni bibi…it cracks me up till today

6. He went slept out lying that he was on duty at work..#mwana jeshi.. I was suspicious.. Called a friend at work investigating him., akanishw your bf left work at 4pm.. I kept calling him at night hapick then he finally went off… Akawasha phone the following morning at 6am.. I called him told him apate key kwa shop..I had cooked that night na uchafu yoote sikuwa nimepeleka nje.. Had washed his clothes too.., nikazileta nikaziweka zote kwa suitcase nikapangusa viatu (April rains) nikachanganya izo matope, unga, sukari, mchele, majani… Name them.. Made a mkorogo.. Nikamwaga ndani ya Iyo suitcase na zingine pamoja na leftovers kwa bed yake na nikafunika vizuri na bedcover from juu… Ndoo tatu za maji kWa Viti na carpet… Nikachukua a whole 1kg blue band nikapaka kWa screen 32 inch… Home theatre nikaeka maji kwa basin nikazibatiza ndani nikafunga hao vizuri nikamwachia key the usual place..off I went.. Huyo jamaa hatai nisahau tena

7. Nilipata nguo zangu kwa ex kama ameziweka chini ya mattress meaning there was a chiq before and was not supposed to see my clothes. .luckily he was at work and never knew nitaenda.I took all his clothes from wardrobe nikazikatakata na scissors then took viatu zote nikamwagia maguta taa halafu dvd nikapasua into 2pieces na nikakata wire zote. ..that was not enaf blanket pia nikazikata into 4pieces and lastly nikamwagia bed and sofa set maji ..nyumba alifungua akapata ni swimming pool. Till to date we have never met again

8. Salt kwa engine pap gari ikanock hadi leo we use matatu n he comes home early

9. Paid chokora watoe pumsi gari na wapake pupu yote…..stood at a distance waitin for him to appear….i smiled n walked away….i knew am Nyerian

10. I deleted all his downloaded notes and he was starting exams. He’s studying but doing virtual learning hence doesn’t attend classes. He was confused like hell itself…..I was very happy since his stress had made my milk supply go down. Till now he asks what happened I say”ushawai niona nikisoma?”

11. My ex: I cooked pupu for him alikua amenifika kwa mapua. I went to the loo puped nikachota na serving spoon kwa mchuzi ya nyama n I watched him eat n I packed n left

12. There was a tym we kosanad” nilikuwa najua akikula nyama imepikwa na vinegar ulimi itakuwaswollen. I cooked the most delicious meat that night akakula bila kujua Ilikuwa na vinegar khai hii ni uchawi coz nilimcheka then nikatoka nikaenda he was trying to stop me but speech haingetoka.

13. Wangu alikuwa amepotelea kwa Mpango wa kando na nilikuwa najua mahali mpango wa kando alikuwa anaishi; I went there one evening nikagonga mlango wakakataa kufungua; nikaenda kwa shop nikanunua ki-padlock kikubwa nikawafungia ndani na nikatupa hizo keys.

14. Niliweka sugarcane kwa tin karibu na kwwnye kulikuwa na siafu… vile siafu wanapenda miwa, they entered the tin. nikaenda straight to his bed and nikamwaga siafu ndani ya beddings. i knew so well he enters straight into bed and covers himself without checking. I then locked the door and left. that’s the last he saw of me. He was cheating on me.

15. siku alinichapa hadi nkajikonjelea so nitime akisuck airforce one nikakonjolea yeye kwa mdomo.