Jehovah Wanyonyi is dead.. He has gone to heaven to be with himself

Have you heard that a certain god known as Jehovah Wanyonyi is dead? He was the god of ‘the lost Israelites in Kenya’

Jehova Wanyonyi has left behind 70 wives and hundreds of children. Last month, Jehovah went missing for several weeks and this prompted some journalists to visit his home- but they were violently chased out of the compound by his angry wives

Jehovah Wanyonyi has died at the age of 98 and has gone to heaven to be with himself.