10 things about the INFAMOUS Mollis that you definitely don’t know

Here are some 10 things about the mysterious Mollis (the one of Mollis Nimesullender fame). The man has become a celebrity even though no one knows his real identity. He was even voted the chairman of Team Mafisi (in absentia)

1. Mollis taught Tiger Woods how to play golf and sleep with women.
2. Mollis CAN understand women.
3. When Mollis turned 18, his parents moved out.
4. Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Mollis- so he can sullenda the shit out of them.
5. Jesus walked on water.. Its rumored that Mollis can swim through land
6. Mollis was once bitten by a king cobra snake.. After 2 weeks of pain and suffering, the snake sullendered and died
7. One day, Mollis squeezed orange juice from a banana
8. Mollis can speak Kikuyu in Kalenjin
9. If it looks like Mutura, tastes like mutura, and feels like mutura but Molis says its pizza, then it’s f*ckin pizza!
10. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world withMollis

If you are still wondering who this Mollis is, CLICK HERE to Listen to that audio recording of him making a girl ‘sullender’ in his noisy bed