UON female Students to urinate on a tree if Obama does not visit their University

The students of Nairobi University, led by their leader and veteran student Babu Owino, have written a letter to President Barrack Obama demanding that he visits them when he comes to Kenya later this month.

Referring to his students as ‘furiously intelligent’, Babu Owino has requested Barrack Obama to visit UON, lest he forgets that he planted a tree outside Taifa hall in 2006. He also said that more than 18 students from the institution of higher learning have threatened to commit suicide if Obama does not visit the University of Nairobi. Female students from UON have also threatened to do worse things if Obama does not honor their request (They will urinate on the tree that he planted).

See the whole letter by Babu Owino (Chairman, SONU) to Barrack Obama below

Re: Official Request for Barrack Obama to visit the University of Nairobi

By Authority of the furiously intelligent 84,000 students of the University of Nairobi, Iofficially request your office to ensure president Barrack Obama visits the University of Nairobi during his much anticipated visit to Kenya later this month. Please note that president Obama, then Senator Illinois, visited UON in 2006 and planted a tree outside Taifa Hall after giving a rousing speech inside the hall

It saddens our hearts that president Barrck Obama is not scheduled to visit the UON or any other Kenyan University. Our students are so stressed. So far, at least 18 UON students have threatened to commit suicide if President Obama does not visit UON. Also, 31 female students have threatened to urinate on the tree president Obama planted in 2006 should he not visit the UON . Male students may do worse. This will be catastrophic, calamitous and cataclysmic. God forbid

I therefore honoroubly request your office to sufficiently appeal to president Barrack Obama to visit UON. All the students and staff will be eagerly awaiting his eminent visit and address at the great Taifa hall. We are ready and willing to listen and constructively dialogue with President Barrack Obama any time of day or night. Thanks in advance

Yours faithfully, Babu Owino