Finally, we reveal how you can sell your soul to the devil or join Illuminati

Step #5. How to sell your soul to the devil or join Illuminati: Celebrate your achievement 

Celebrate your achievement! You are now an insider! You have now sold your soul to satan. Go out and have a beer with your friends. Live it up, secure in the knowledge that your comfy stateroom beside the Fiery Pits awaits you when Eternity arrives.