Finally, we reveal how you can sell your soul to the devil or join Illuminati

Step #4. How to sell your soul to the devil or join Illuminati: Having the actual meeting with Satan 

Set out your terms for the Prince of Darkness and riches to consider. Remember to include such things as how long you want to live (many people forget to mention this), how healthy you will be and whether you will want romantic opportunities. Many forgo these considerations in lieu of only money. Ask for unmarked electricity bills, water bills and unlimited mobile phone airtime and don’t leave until you get them.

Sign nothing until you see the cash… Satan is a very conniving son of a b*tch. Don’t grab the cash suitcase and attempt to run off before signing, either. Satan gets very, very angry, and will likely damn you to Super Hell.