Finally, we reveal how you can sell your soul to the devil or join Illuminati

Step #3. How to sell your soul to the devil or join Illuminati: How to contact the devil

Know how to contact the devil- This is VERY important. Your local Satanic Church or Illuminati branch may be able to provide you with the address and phone number of one of Satan’s trusted representatives on Earth.

If you would rather speak to the devil without a mediator, you may purchase a  for less than $20. A cheaper method is to buy a tub of black ink. Pour it in a bowl and gaze into it after lighting candles in the shape of a pentagram in a dark room inside your house. Stare into the darkness and the devil should appear- this is actually how you summon Satan. If he does not appear, the line is busy and you should try again later.