Finally, we reveal how you can sell your soul to the devil or join Illuminati

Many Kenyans desire to sell their soul to the devil or join the Illuminati (though they can’t admit it), but have no way of knowing how to go about the whole business. Perhaps their marketing knowledge sucks, or they do not have the proper means of contacting the devil.

For those who have always wanted to sell their soul to the devil, or join the Illuminati, by reading this guide, you will soon have the means at your disposal. Please also note that of course you will most definitely burn in hell after selling your soul to satan

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Step #1. How to sell your soul to the devil or join Illuminati: Determine how much your soul is worth

Determine your soul’s worth. Where possible, take your time and do some research to find out what other souls are going for. If you sell your soul too cheaply, you will curse the bad deal for the rest of your eternal life in Hell. If your asking price is too high, satan may laugh while declining your proposal. He may find you so idiotic that he will refuse to meet with you.

If you choose to bargain with him, be prepared for a long business meeting. Just to end it all, you will make an agreement you regret. So, think long and hard about the worth of your soul before planning to sell it. If you have difficulty, see a financial adviser. Note that the financial adviser should under no circumstances have a law degree, as it is common knowledge that all lawyers sell their souls during the last stage of the bar exam.