10 reasons why romance DOES NOT exist in universities .. Is number 9 really true??

There is nothing like Romance in college son. It is an idea meant to prey on your gullibility & your meagre Helb funds and I’ll tell you why.

By . Here are 10 reasons why Romance in university is less real than dragons, unicorns and the idea that what a man can do, a woman can also do.

1. No sex in the bathroom son because there is no tub, there’s a guy outside waiting for you to finish & the last guy forgot his underwear

2. No matter how much you try to love her, there’ll always be that rich somali dude who has a 7k carpet in his room and buys her stuff

3. Only sex styles you can use are missionary & reverse missionary, or your room mate will wake up and tell you to stop shaking the bed.

4. You can’t make sounds of passion during coitus because there’ll be like 100 ninjas on dryspell fighting for a peek through your keyhole.

5. Other than the weekly ka quarter, your diet is dominated by kales &, you cant kiss someone’s daughter with a mouth reeking of sukuma wiki

6. She got no time for you when she busy killing 3 birds with 1 stone; screwing the lecturer for grades, money & semi-romantic getaways.

7. No ninja got time for a girl because on weekdays its FIFA + assignments, on sato its FIFA + getting drunk + EPL & sunday its FIFA + EPL.

9. You can’t trust these females son. The average campus girl sleeps with 7 men, acquires 3 STDs and aborts twice in one academic year.

10. As a man you are broke, you are ugly, you’re skinny. Romance is not even worth trying, the latest amber rose pics are your only friend.